I'll start.

Get some more toothpaste, it's running low.

Banana, we are out. I may be allergic, but my son is not.

Juan brought me here.

Both of those are not to do items they are just your generic spam posts.

Todo get KevlarKondom to report trolls.

Ran out of deodorant had to use some Dove cucumber from the right side of the sink today.

Get food n play civ 2 when i get homed. Mongols just sneak attacked me, need to defend hard, they have cavalry, 8/5/3 attack/defend/move unless veteran, then +50%, I'm behind, only have musketeers which have 3 defend, 4.5 if veteran. Did resist one attack though, inside fortress, +100% defense, + fortified 50%. Barely survived. Need to backup.

But i have spies and must steal their techs before i talk to them, i have united nations so they must offer peace during negotiations.

I run communism and have united nations. Fun.

Gym

Win lottery

Buy some sturgeon fishing bait
Check my Lucky number
Browse local knife selection

Are you spying in my bathroom?