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Nov 17 2023 05:49am
Should me and my wife just have more and more kids until we qualify for food stamps?

What other benefits might I get?
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Nov 17 2023 06:05am
No.
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Nov 17 2023 06:08am
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Stamp of degeneracy

Idk if its a thing in usa, several discounts on whatever kinda stuff

The usual "hey leave your wife alone" remark, and you can reply with whatever comes to mind

Your kids will do awful chores for you

Take 20% of their (your kids) paychecks if they live under your roof, you make them believe that that's a normal thing in life

and many many more

(batteries not included)
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Nov 17 2023 06:08am
only kids im ever going to have is cats
and goats
and cows
and chickens
and more cats
few horses
and some bee colonies

This post was edited by Loipisdead on Nov 17 2023 06:10am
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Nov 17 2023 06:14am
Kids in 2023 doesn’t seem like a necessary thing
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Nov 17 2023 06:16am
In Belgium you get €203,17 per month per child, until they are 24
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Nov 17 2023 06:16am
Quote (Valvert @ Nov 17 2023 07:08am)
Tv show offers

Stamp of degeneracy

Idk if its a thing in usa, several discounts on whatever kinda stuff

The usual "hey leave your wife alone" remark, and you can reply with whatever comes to mind

Your kids will do awful chores for you

Take 20% of their (your kids) paychecks if they live under your roof, you make them believe that that's a normal thing in life

and many many more

(batteries not included)


Mine would take more then half of my pay cheque lol
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Nov 17 2023 06:21am
Quote (Tommyvv @ 17 Nov 2023 13:16)
In Belgium you get €203,17 per month per child, until they are 24


Terrible investment
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Nov 17 2023 06:36am
Might as well.
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Nov 17 2023 07:57am
easier solution
lose the wife
kids
job

go apply for food stamps and say you're looking for a job
boom, ez food stamps
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