Returned to the Phillies just 160 days after Tommy John surgery, the fastest return in MLB history from TJ surgery.

He played zero spring training games, he did not do an assignment in the minors, and instead jumped straight back to the majors.

9 games later and he's hitting dingers and hitting like an MVP again right off the jump. This is not human. This guy is something else.

0-3 with an ejection today

Maybe these Phillies threads aren't a good idea

One game.

Haven't won since posting this thread

Should we ask a mod to delete it?

Shhhhhhh

people are still talking about this bum? the next lebron james of bball

So....the GOAT?

Bro I want to make this my sig quote


literally crying

I don't know the one you have now is pretty funny

I don't get to see signatures after getting warned, gotta figure that out

But feel free to use it