And you haven't answered a single question.
Why does your all powerful god needs to pretend to sacrifice himself? Why did he choose to get nailed to a piece of lumber and get whipped in the process? Does getting whipped take away "sin" ? Why does he need a human form at all? Can he not do that without all the torture and impregnating children? This is one twisted god you worship, sounds like every villain ever
It wasn't pretend, it's historical.
Someone had to pay the penalty.... He did it so we don't have to.
Because He loves you... that's the beauty of it, my dude.

Romans 6:23 says that the "wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus".
Wages vs a gift. We work and toil in our sin nature and all we earn is death. Someone had to pay the price. God gave Jesus to us to stand in our place for judgement.
Romans 5:8 shows that even though we are not worthy, God loved us enough to send His Son to die in our place. All that death we earned, He took the payment for us. "God demonstrated His love for us, in this: while we were still sinners, Christ died for us."
I know, I know, i'm the one who thinks this is all a waste of time... I could be wrong...