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May 29 2026 04:50am
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May 29 2026 05:33am
I woke up in the catacombs
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May 29 2026 06:46am
I woke up ready to pax taxes to the everloving government
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May 29 2026 06:56am
I woke up to sunshine and my alarm clock.

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May 29 2026 11:06am
i woke up to internal hemorrhoids + ass fisture

i will never lift crt screens again

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I woke up in the catacombs


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May 29 2026 11:50am
Quote (TheDojo @ May 29 2026 10:06am)
i woke up to internal hemorrhoids + ass fisture

i will never lift crt screens again



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fisture or fissures? Fisture sounds more painful, though.
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May 29 2026 12:44pm
I woke up in Parks bed.
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May 31 2026 12:27am
i woke up in the zoo
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May 31 2026 03:25am
I woke up in a new Bugatti
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