Why don't you go ahead and tell me about yourself. How old are you? What kind of work do you do? Or are you homeless with a drug problem? Whatever it is tell me all about you.

Im park18. Im this many years old. I live in the catacombs

Kingpoww here. Since birf. Big castle. White privileged. CEO,000,000,000.

The names bond. James Bond.

UAPtictac here. I am kind of a distraction to keep people from focusing on the government. I tease everyone with hopes of disclosures, but nothing ever is there for anyone to reveal. As a space traveling ship, I am so old that I forgot how old I am. My job is to help to place warning signs just outside of this solar system warning other aliens that there are humans on your planet. From observing most of your world leaders, it's best we wait another 35,000 to about 100,000 years before contact. We just came to dance and play what you call D&D.

Wishing you an awesome Spring! 👽

This post was edited by UAPtictac on May 21 2026 05:06pm

no u

I am homeless with a drug problem AMA

Can I buy some drugs?

A/S/L?

How many drugs are we talking about here