for how long, how old are you, and how happy are you?

cant just say ur married in 2026, we need to know how

Haha that's so funny but there seems to be a misunderstanding on your part. The OP is trying to saying they don't believe you are not single because of the outward personality you portray on d2jsp. I do not believe this is meant to be comedic. you are welcome. I hope I helped.

Single because my stars are cursed

Get in better shape, lose the fanny pack.
Work on the face card as much as possible.
If I recall the hairline had you lookin' like someone in a Da_Nuki thread. Or whoever that guy who gets his jollies going with big foreheads.

I'm surprised you actually turned out to be a female tbh, so props on that.
I aint mad at ya.

This post was edited by lolkggz on May 12 2026 04:34pm

You're single because you're a man pretending to be a woman.

give me a reason to want to make myself look better

So you can get a white hottie man you've dreamed of?
As far as I've known you on this website you've yearned for the white mans loins.
Has it been a ruse the whole time?



Doesn't sound like voluntary celibacy.

single and loving it

Lmfao. Okay

and what was your reason?