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#31
May 5 2026 04:42am
Quote (Tommyvv @ May 5 2026 09:30pm)
red eyes
steam from nose
swinging double arms

Better flee boy, the meat grinder is activated


I am not into meat grinding so you better keep your distance.
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#32
May 5 2026 05:12am
i can throw myself on a enemy and choke him :ph34r:
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#33
May 5 2026 05:29am
Quote (Tommyvv @ May 5 2026 02:34am)
The Highway entered the city
max speed went from 100km/u to 50

Was passing a truck with 80km/u

This Belgium dude put the big light on me and started to honk.
When approached me with 160km/h in a 50 zone.

handbrake time.

At the traffic light he was keep looking forward shitting himszelf, togethor with his 4 passangers


So you had 1 instance. That means most of them are crazy? Lol.

Quote (Tommyvv @ May 5 2026 02:30am)
red eyes
steam from nose
swinging double arms

Better flee boy, the meat grinder is activated


Of course you would have absolutely no idea how to fight. Lmao.
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#34
May 5 2026 07:15am
Quote (KevlarKondom @ 5 May 2026 13:29)

Of course you would have absolutely no idea how to fight. Lmao.


Tell us more professor.
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#35
May 5 2026 07:26am
Quote (Taurean @ May 5 2026 08:15am)
Tell us more professor.


Remember when you thought you had better teeth than me and demanded pictures.
Me too.
EU in shambles.

This post was edited by lolkggz on May 5 2026 07:28am
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#36
May 5 2026 08:03am
Quote (addone @ 5 May 2026 12:42)
I am not into meat grinding so you better keep your distance.


That's actually a comment from one of my favourite movies they call him bulldozer ^^ if you want to learn how to fight, watch that one ^^ comment goes like this; "I'm talking about a guy when he hits you you think you been put through a meat grinder" xD

Quote (cbx1992 @ 5 May 2026 13:12)
i can throw myself on a enemy and choke him :ph34r:


Even andré the giant or hulk hogan?

Quote (KevlarKondom @ 5 May 2026 13:29)
So you had 1 instance. That means most of them are crazy? Lol.



Of course you would have absolutely no idea how to fight. Lmao.


Wouldn't put it past the dutch, 80% of them are farmers (boers) or have boer ancestry, like the cartoon "boes", it even says so "welke os niet kooienieren?", which ox cannot be bullied? Just joking there but still.

Not many amerigans have the same lines. But i can give you that, as a line cook you can probably swing a knife or meat cleaver.
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May 5 2026 08:11am
Quote (Taurean @ May 5 2026 09:03am)
That's actually a comment from one of my favourite movies they call him bulldozer ^^ if you want to learn how to fight, watch that one ^^ comment goes like this; "I'm talking about a guy when he hits you you think you been put through a meat grinder" xD



Even andré the giant or hulk hogan?



Wouldn't put it past the dutch, 80% of them are farmers (boers) or have boer ancestry, like the cartoon "boes", it even says so "welke os niet kooienieren?", which ox cannot be bullied? Just joking there but still.

Not many amerigans have the same lines. But i can give you that, as a line cook you can probably swing a knife or meat cleaver.


Id put my money on anyone over the age of 20 and under 70 gassing you out.
Easily at that.

This post was edited by lolkggz on May 5 2026 08:12am
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#38
May 5 2026 08:16am
Quote (Taurean @ May 5 2026 06:15am)
Tell us more professor.


you're a weirdo.
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#39
May 5 2026 08:34am


Quote (lolkggz @ 5 May 2026 16:11)
Id put my money on anyone over the age of 20 and under 70 gassing you out.
Easily at that.


Would depend on the goal or rules. In a life or death fight, high chance you would lose your money. In a play fight, yes, i would probably lose. I have taurus sun and scorpio moon. I don't like to fight for points.

I forgot to ask, are you an Aries?

Quote (KevlarKondom @ 5 May 2026 16:16)
you're a weirdo.


I take pride in that. Thank you for the compliment. Anything or anyone that does not resemble a square a4 sheet of paper, intrigues me greatly.

That's why i started hanging out here in gc, back in the day there were countless individuals with such personalities. Sad it had to turn out like this. But the American mindset is still fun to play around with ^^ it's like spinning a roulette wheel, never know what you're gonna get ^^

Joey ramone says here, a bully calls and pesters him, he deals with it with class and style.

https://youtu.be/uq-wHTQ9jLE?is=RhDvlxSc7IEW_kum
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#40
May 5 2026 08:59am
Quote (KevlarKondom @ May 5 2026 01:29pm)
So you had 1 instance. That means most of them are crazy? Lol.



Of course you would have absolutely no idea how to fight. Lmao.


With a mouth like you, a dwarf body, a angry black wife
you need a lot of self defense

Me, the friendly giant, never gets into fights

This post was edited by Tommyvv on May 5 2026 09:00am
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