I can feel my epi-pen burning in my pocket.

If the goal is to fill up on unlimited shrimp, filling your belly with pasta is not the goal

so you can eat whatever you want then jab yourself with pen?

Its definitely delicious but wouldn't go as far as putting it in one of the best category. Freshly caught lobster with the right sauce is unbeatable imo. Not even a juicy ribeye can match it.

Not exactly. The epi-pen doesn't fix the issue for long. Usually long enough to get to a medical provider. Well at least depending on the severity.

Next time have the wife bring a purse full of ice and some ziploc bags to take some home

Smells like angry wife

You make them pay for advertising unlimited.
You smash the shrimp and shrimp only.

THANK YOU

unlimited 6 free shrimp every 45 minutes

bring your oxygen tanks and compression socks to blend in with the local clientele

be sure to swipe as many condiment packets as possible