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Apr 29 2026 12:20pm
D2, Beers and Hookers? Sounds very 2004, I like.

Greetings bald monk
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Apr 29 2026 01:18pm
The muscle arm to fat ratio seems off. Or is that just me? Seeing as all the dudes presented are large except for 1 guy who looks like he does blue collar work.


The average diablo dad is obviously RIPPED from being extra badass. The one thing that's wrong is all of them should be bald or balding and they're still trying to hang onto their Norwood patterns.
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Apr 29 2026 01:56pm
D2R player base are 90% mostly 40 year olds :o

Or Mid n late 30s.

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D2, Beers and Hookers? Sounds very 2004, I like.

Greetings bald monk


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D2, Beers and Hookers? Sounds very 2004, I like.

Greetings bald monk



Dont forget the cocaine


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Apr 29 2026 08:18pm
Dont forget the cocaine


D2 dads too old to do that. Heart issues and such.
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D2 dads too old to do that. Heart issues and such.



But its a synergy with the hookers


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D2 dads too old to do that. Heart issues and such.


Keeps the heart beating young padawan.

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