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Apr 17 2026 01:46pm
you can just say find a republican, they’re a group of people known for their incredibly thick skin I’m sure they won’t mind you poking fun at them


pretty sure i was subtle enough in my prose to pass as one of them, you gave it all away :angry:
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Apr 18 2026 08:57am
interesting suggestion but goth babes often have daddy issues and identity crisis, i recommend a country girl with very low bodycount (0 to 1) and traditional christian values (anti-abortion, anti-immigrants, pro-firearms, pro-pedophilia)

edit : ah, i see why the goth kink now. you fell for MAPHRA too :thumbsup:


Yeah gotta travel to country side suburbs n meet some country women. :D

The city women are out of controls after their egos inflated by all the men hitting on them. They will reject and label men as Creeps unless you are handsome n they ugly lol

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Yeah gotta travel to country side suburbs n meet some country women. :D

The city women are out of controls after their egos inflated by all the men hitting on them. They will reject and label men as Creeps unless you are handsome n they ugly lol


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Apr 18 2026 09:12am
told me he will pay handsomely for another joke and another chapter of jaybomber's dating chronicles
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^bqq told me he will pay handsomely for another joke and another chapter of jaybomber's dating chronicles


doesn’t have another chapter. that book is closed.
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Yeah gotta travel to country side suburbs n meet some country women. :D

The city women are out of controls after their egos inflated by all the men hitting on them. They will reject and label men as Creeps unless you are handsome n they ugly lol


damn woke city women how dare they reject men when they find them not to their taste...

yeah bro you do that and find yourself a nice, young, ignorant, obedient farmer girl. their lack of experience definitely gives you a headstart.
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Gotta make time for some BIN tonight if I get a chance to play D2R and Jsp or one of the mornings when not working! :Lol:

^bqq told me he will pay handsomely for another joke and another chapter of jaybomber's dating chronicles


^jaybomber doesn’t have another chapter. that book is closed.


Yeah Have to close those Books, it didn’t work out! They have to submit to me n follow/join me, I am not submitting to them and I’m not Joining them!!! Wasted 10 years and 2 years. But at least I grew Stronger and Knows what’s good for me Going forward! I have to Be Selfish look out for My Ownself! :D

damn woke city women how dare they reject men when they find them not to their taste...

yeah bro you do that and find yourself a nice, young, ignorant, obedient farmer girl. their lack of experience definitely gives you a headstart.


Learning from experience I definitely wouldn’t go too far away. I can deal with 1-2 Hours “maybe 3 he” driving distance if she’s giving similar effort. Lose the ones that Drains my energy and money and drains my time. B)
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