There is nothing better than knowing your butt isn't poopy.
Smearing poo around with toilet paper LOL, just go get some leaves outside.

Enema mode on my bidet has become default mode for me.

This post was edited by lolkggz on Apr 9 2026 07:07am

Sounds homosexual

Nothing homo about having a hygienic hole.
Crusty butt.

40 bucks could save you from skidding your drawers.

This post was edited by lolkggz on Apr 9 2026 07:55am

But at my station our skid marks are the only way we can tell who's underwear is who's after we do our communal laundry load.

Now that sounds homosexual.

My supe told us it's only gay if you dont get the right ones and wear someone else's skid marks.

4pak of coca cola

A new laptop and some other random crap.

new laptop nice

Steel coil to produce galvanized tophats/battens and morning coffee.