And get water shot up my butthole? Nah. Miss me with that shit. My butthole is off limits unless the wife says otherwise. She gets jealous.
There is nothing better than knowing your butt isn't poopy.
Smearing poo around with toilet paper LOL, just go get some leaves outside.
Enema mode on my bidet has become default mode for me.
This post was edited by lolkggz on Apr 9 2026 07:07am