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I have barb zerk MF version, i was read PIT is one of the Best location to farm, but i should only killing elite monsters or clean all?
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I have barb zerk MF version, i was read PIT is one of the Best location to farm, but i should only killing elite monsters or clean all?


PITZERKER not even once.

It all started about 5 seasons ago. Me and my boy P-nutz was searching for a cow rune this forum noob was talking about on some basket weaving forum. Apparently you can socket it into your helm and it kills fast with some Mf or something. Anyway, I was naturally on my top geared spear zon (heh those tittays tho amirite?) and p-nuts was drifting around on his bunk ass psn dagger necrod. We come across some loose boulders out in the highlands and a pack of wild quilliams. They’re all poking me n shit n it hurts. I’m chugging down potions when the next thing I know a freaking PITZERKER comes leaping out of nowhere from offscreen. I start spasming uncontrollably because he’s gonna jack my cow rune spot you know? I cast a mighty decoy to distract him and immediately freeze so he doesn’t know who is who (ha! GOTTTEMM!) then stupid p-nots comes waddling down the path like he just got back from jerry sandusky’s coaches office. He takes on look at this PITZERKER and freaks the fuk out no lie. He starts wildly swinging his dagger but it’s too little (giggity). Meanwhile these quilliams are fuking up my shit n the psn is about to kill me but I can’t move because I can’t give away my position. Next thing I know this PITZERKER starts swinging his mighty shafted sword down all these quilli rats sphincters and they die right then and there like wtf. He goes up to their fresh corpses and starts yelling at the dead and these friggin gg items start popping out of their dismembered bodies like a Walmart truck turning over on the freeway. My stupid azz decoy deflated and I’m stuck facing this PITZERKER 1v1 with my pants down around my ankles. P-nuts starts wildly spamming some curse to make him oogfabooga away and the PITZERKER JUST STARED AT US. Next thing I know I blacked out. When I came back too all the loot was gone and my body was splattered in the dirt.

never again will I PITZERKER it scared my pants off literally
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PITZERKER not even once.

It all started about 5 seasons ago. Me and my boy P-nutz was searching for a cow rune this forum noob was talking about on some basket weaving forum. Apparently you can socket it into your helm and it kills fast with some Mf or something. Anyway, I was naturally on my top geared spear zon (heh those tittays tho amirite?) and p-nuts was drifting around on his bunk ass psn dagger necrod. We come across some loose boulders out in the highlands and a pack of wild quilliams. They’re all poking me n shit n it hurts. I’m chugging down potions when the next thing I know a freaking PITZERKER comes leaping out of nowhere from offscreen. I start spasming uncontrollably because he’s gonna jack my cow rune spot you know? I cast a mighty decoy to distract him and immediately freeze so he doesn’t know who is who (ha! GOTTTEMM!) then stupid p-nots comes waddling down the path like he just got back from jerry sandusky’s coaches office. He takes on look at this PITZERKER and freaks the fuk out no lie. He starts wildly swinging his dagger but it’s too little (giggity). Meanwhile these quilliams are fuking up my shit n the psn is about to kill me but I can’t move because I can’t give away my position. Next thing I know this PITZERKER starts swinging his mighty shafted sword down all these quilli rats sphincters and they die right then and there like wtf. He goes up to their fresh corpses and starts yelling at the dead and these friggin gg items start popping out of their dismembered bodies like a Walmart truck turning over on the freeway. My stupid azz decoy deflated and I’m stuck facing this PITZERKER 1v1 with my pants down around my ankles. P-nuts starts wildly spamming some curse to make him oogfabooga away and the PITZERKER JUST STARED AT US. Next thing I know I blacked out. When I came back too all the loot was gone and my body was splattered in the dirt.

never again will I PITZERKER it scared my pants off literally


jesus, why i read it

Elites only


thanks for info

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Apr 8 2026 01:30am
pit is a noob trap
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pit is a noob trap


Very much this. Pit sucks balls. Zero reason to screw around in the pit nowadays with reddit zones exist.

Lol. I think I'm gonna keep that autocorrect.

This post was edited by Emiliaaa on Apr 8 2026 03:25am
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Apr 8 2026 03:29am
jesus, why i read it



thanks for info


You just couldn’t stop yourself from reading could you
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