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i’m so over being a bird.
thought it would be sick flying free, chasing sunsets with the flock,but fr it’s just nonstop flapping, same dumb routes, and getting squaked at if you fall out of line.
i’m done following.... next time i’m a sloth. hanging there, slow as hell, moss on my back, zero drama. just me and the tree. sounds way better.

Hahaha!

do birds get crunk?

They can and do get drunk! Some birds seek out fermented berries and fruit which gets them drunk.

I'll come back next life as a druggie

Can they get a dui for this

Hah!

Nah, I play a lot of Bard though in mmorpgs.
Like LA, and Ashes (RIP)

Bard on Everquest