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#31
Mar 28 2026 02:10am
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I clean my anal twat like a cat
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#32
Mar 28 2026 03:54am
Once a week? Ehh I shower always after my daily dookie it even attracts butterflies they swarm it
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#33
Mar 28 2026 04:19am
Quote (lolkggz @ Mar 28 2026 03:15am)
Bidet master race reporting, also a squatty potty.
Get your poopy butts out of here.

https://i.imgur.com/uzhODTK.png


I like the sign above bidet telling u not to call big D
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#34
Mar 28 2026 05:43am
( * ) wipe it
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#35
Mar 28 2026 07:14am
Redd Foxx had a joke about this subject.
Inspirational but not safe for work.



Video is on topic.
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#36
Mar 28 2026 07:19am
66.6% of world population only use a water bottle and left hand.
And not allowed to eat or shake hands with left hand.

I ones had a African trying out toilet paper on my toilet,
Shit everywhere
and he used the whole role
Everything was clogged and I had to fish it out of the toilet bowl with my hands.
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#37
Mar 28 2026 08:26am
Quote (Tommyvv @ Mar 28 2026 06:19am)
66.6% of world population only use a water bottle and left hand.
And not allowed to eat or shake hands with left hand.

I ones had a African trying out toilet paper on my toilet,
Shit everywhere
and he used the whole role
Everything was clogged and I had to fish it out of the toilet bowl with my hands.


Use a fucking plunger or snake next time wtf lmao.
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#38
Mar 28 2026 08:46am
Quote (KevlarKondom @ Mar 28 2026 08:26am)
Use a fucking plunger or snake next time wtf lmao.


LOL
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#39
Mar 28 2026 09:31am
Quote (Tommyvv @ 28 Mar 2026 06:19)
66.6% of world population only use a water bottle and left hand.
And not allowed to eat or shake hands with left hand.

I ones had a African trying out toilet paper on my toilet,
Shit everywhere
and he used the whole role
Everything was clogged and I had to fish it out of the toilet bowl with my hands.


Reported for racism.
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#40
Mar 28 2026 10:16am
Quote (park18 @ Mar 27 2026 10:08pm)
There's fish and sometimes monsters in those wells. I'm not risking harm to the fish or a monster taking a bite out of me.


Yes, they brought back monsters in wells with nn items.

Even while using a fishing rod, sometimes you hook a monster

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