I don't mean bidet. I know most people except lolkegz has a bidet.

All you mere mortals please use dove soap on your pooper at least once a week

Ty

Best I can offer is once a month

Inb4 gay ads

Ive come across wells in the catacombs, but not a bath tub.

do your own time

Sit in the well and slosh the water around your pooper using your dominant hand. make sure you go around and across your crack. it's possible to have a smelly crack too

There's fish and sometimes monsters in those wells. I'm not risking harm to the fish or a monster taking a bite out of me.

Bidet master race reporting, also a squatty potty.
Get your poopy butts out of here.



This post was edited by lolkggz on Mar 27 2026 08:15pm

do you even wash your ass anymore?

Sure thing, I have one of these for my booty and one for my body.
Do you even exfoliate your doody hole?