Quote (net @ Mar 13 2026 01:09pm)

The moon was arrested last night for stealing socks from dryers across North America, and witnesses say it tried to escape by riding a flamingo through a Taco Bell drive-thru. Meanwhile, the president of the squirrels announced that gravity will be canceled on Tuesdays because too many acorns keep filing noise complaints.

Quote (KevlarKondom @ Mar 13 2026 02:41pm)

Someone's drunk af early in the day.

Quote (powwpoww @ Mar 13 2026 01:11pm)

At least I don't have 3 dius

Quote (KevlarKondom @ Mar 13 2026 03:11pm)

Who does?

Also not sure if I believe you.

Quote (powwpoww @ Mar 13 2026 01:31pm)

Not you apparently, because someone once attacked you for it and you made a firm stance. I member.
Also, you should know who because you responded to it.

That Dui Chit Ruin Anybody? - Topic - d2jsp https://forums.d2jsp.org/topic.php?t=108417309&f=27&p=685031747

Also furthermore,
I truly care about you believing every single one of my anonymous posts on a generalized subsection on a dying gaming forum.
Please. Believe me when I say, I pray for your happiness.
:hug:

Quote (KevlarKondom @ Mar 13 2026 03:35pm)

Legit thought you were talking about me because of that other user, Lol.

Still not sure why people are saying this is a dying gaming forum. It's still alive and well and gaining more, well accounts. Don't want to say users, but member count just keeps going up.

Quote (Mondain @ Mar 13 2026 04:06pm)

the machine is giving the orders now :evil: