Keanu Reeves is a Vampire. A good Vampire, not a demonic one.
Remember, ancient knowledge is a powerful force. You may feel a little light headed after being presented with ancient knowledge. Please, do not operate any farm equipment or those giant quarry trucks until you start to feel less light headed.

another no

What if I included a bat emoji? 🦇
Might that tempt you towards a 'yes'?

never

Two facts:
1. What if I told you that in 2022, pi was computed to over 105 trillion decimal digits. That numerical feat was achieved by Emma Haruka Iwao and collaborators at Google using y-cruncher.
2. I know pi up to the second decimal digit: 3.14

Would knowing those two facts help to sway you to a yes?

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Gone batty.

Yes! One batty batty batty! (insert thunder sounds here) Two batty batty! (Insert more thunder sounds here!)

Wild Stallion

Don't go telling all of Keanu's secrets like that. Since he's a vampire, do you think it's a good idea to spread this knowledge? His enemies can now prepare for him due to your warning.

love him! may he live 100