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[Chris Crocker, in make-up, hidden beneath a bed sheet]
How fucking dare anyone out there make fun of Britney after all she has been through? She lost her aunt, she went through a divorce. She had two fucking kids. Her husband turned out to be a user, a cheater. And now she’s going through a custody battle. All you people care about is readers and making money off of her. She’s a human!
What you don’t realize is that Britney is making you all this money and all you do is write a bunch of crap about her. She hasn’t performed on stage in years. Her song is called “Give Me More” for a reason. Because all you people want is more, more, more, more more!
Leave her alone! You are lucky she even performed for you bastards! Leave Brtiney alone, please!
[Crying, such as it is]
Perez Hilton talked about professionalism and said if Britney was a professional she would’ve pulled it off no matter what. Speaking of professionalism, when is it professional to publicly bash someone who is going through a hard time. Leave Britney alone, please.
[More crying]
Leave Britney Spears alone right now! I mean it! Anyone that has a problem with her you deal with me, because she is not well right now.
[And more crying]
Leave her alone.