buncha nerds

Do you wash yourself yet?

such an intimate question

why you ask though?

Cause you said yourself that you barely do.

this is what we call in psychology a cover story


i dont think it's the real answer

Gotta keep that hygiene up no one wants a stank bitch.

Don't disappear now stanky

Wolverine's powers are just retractable bone claws and super-healing/longevity, zero downsides unless it comes with the adamantium skeleton

spiderman's my second choice

batman and ironman are basically just superintelligence, which spiderman also has

teleportation would be pretty convenient, can't really remember much about what else dr strange can do though

superman is too op

voted superman
but wanted to vote doctor Strange

Are you from Idiocracy?