We knew you was a male from the get go.

no i was lilith's baby sister (without the sexy-ness and glory)

aw, you think I'm joking. Lol.

it's like I said, sir, I am only on here to negotiate William's return

Why were you on here for the years before this larping started?

has William had his din-din yet? Be a darling and tell me, please

We sent him to a Chinese bot farm to find us high runes

You're probably joking (again), but that actually sounds like something he might enjoy doing. He's probably a nerdy lil gamer boi.

answer my question and I'll answer yours.

OK. Hope you hold up your end of the bargain: I was here all these years because I was bored. However, I never larped once. Now tell me William's din-din.