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Feb 16 2026 10:29am
I knew the snack ability was overpowered. I should have gone with my gut instinct.


But how random of a snack, i hope we have a say-so.

If not then weather wisdom one.

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Feb 16 2026 11:05am
Speak dolphin. That's the first step in becoming Aqua Man.
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Feb 16 2026 11:07am
Could you possibly make a new poll with a power I dont already possess?


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Feb 17 2026 10:06pm
Speak dolphin. That's the first step in becoming Aqua Man.

Aquaman doesn’t strictly “speak dolphin.” That’s a huge oversimplification of what his powers actually are.

Aquaman has telepathic marine communication. That means he can mentally communicate with all sea life—fish, whales, sharks, kraken, alien sea creatures, you name it. Dolphins just get singled out because people think it sounds funny or relatable.

He’s not out here chirping and clicking like a SeaWorld trainer.

More importantly, talking to sea animals isn’t even the core of being Aquaman. His defining traits are:
- Superhuman strength (often on Superman-tier in water)
- Extreme durability
- Enhanced speed and reflexes
- Oceanic pressure resistance
- Command over marine life via telepathy
- Leadership as king of Atlantis

So “learning dolphin” isn’t step one.
It’s not step anything.

That’s like saying the first step to becoming Batman is learning how to growl.

At best, dolphins are just one species he can communicate with—not his gimmick, not his origin, and definitely not the qualification.

If you read all that, I'm sorry. I'm just kidding and TBH I can see what you're saying.
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Feb 17 2026 10:14pm
Prob the random snack one from the list.

never go hungry can feed everyone ez


Solve world hunger
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Feb 18 2026 08:50am
Aquaman doesn’t strictly “speak dolphin.” That’s a huge oversimplification of what his powers actually are.

Aquaman has telepathic marine communication. That means he can mentally communicate with all sea life—fish, whales, sharks, kraken, alien sea creatures, you name it. Dolphins just get singled out because people think it sounds funny or relatable.

He’s not out here chirping and clicking like a SeaWorld trainer.

More importantly, talking to sea animals isn’t even the core of being Aquaman. His defining traits are:
- Superhuman strength (often on Superman-tier in water)
- Extreme durability
- Enhanced speed and reflexes
- Oceanic pressure resistance
- Command over marine life via telepathy
- Leadership as king of Atlantis

So “learning dolphin” isn’t step one.
It’s not step anything.

That’s like saying the first step to becoming Batman is learning how to growl.

At best, dolphins are just one species he can communicate with—not his gimmick, not his origin, and definitely not the qualification.

If you read all that, I'm sorry. I'm just kidding and TBH I can see what you're saying.


I really don't care.
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Feb 18 2026 08:58am
I really don't care.


yes you just cared
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Feb 18 2026 08:59am
yes you just cared


I know English isn't your first language so I wouldn't expect you to understand.
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Feb 18 2026 11:48pm
I know English isn't your first language so I wouldn't expect you to understand.


You definitely care
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Mar 5 2026 09:00am
yes you just cared

Lol.
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