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Feb 17 2026 07:31pm
There may not be a shortage of car batteries, but after 2-4 weeks (sometimes up to 8 weeks) of not being used, the charge drops pretty low. However, a brand-new, disconnected battery can last up to about six months. I think the early weeks/months would be the hardest because it'd be total chaos. Also, there would be a ton of zombies probably running around, so trying to snag a car battery may be a pain, especially when there's no way to know if it's even any good.

As far as the solar panels go, I think that'd be a great idea, but the logistics of actually getting solar panels may be a hassle.


Yeah it for sure would be a huge hassle that's why I would just focus on getting running water going in the middle of no where first try to bunker down for awhile then do the harder stuff. Boat or moped batteries would prolly be best cuz they come in the box not mixed yet. Idk if people are smart enough to loot those right away.
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Feb 17 2026 07:34pm
life in the usa probably wouldn't change too much.

People are strapped here.
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Yeah it for sure would be a huge hassle that's why I would just focus on getting running water going in the middle of no where first try to bunker down for awhile then do the harder stuff. Boat or moped batteries would prolly be best cuz they come in the box not mixed yet. Idk if people are smart enough to loot those right away.

I didn't know that about boat/moped batteries. O_o

life in the usa probably wouldn't change too much.

People are strapped here.

I think potential anarchy would be an issue with so many people strapped TBH. I'm in Atlanta, GA. We have a lot of "thugs" here. People like that may cause issues.
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Feb 17 2026 08:13pm
I think potential anarchy would be an issue with so many people strapped TBH. I'm in Atlanta, GA. We have a lot of "thugs" here. People like that may cause issues.


The gangs would have shit locked down so fast.

it wouldn't be a problem.

Who do you think instructs their top dawgs...
USA gorilla warfare is unlike anything the world has ever seen, no nation, nor zombie apoc, can topple it.

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The same reason the gangs didn't protect people from ICE or the feds.

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you know all those rap videos in the usa where they show off their firearms, those are all registered for the most part.
It's all above board.

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The gangs would have shit locked down so fast.

it wouldn't be a problem.

Who do you think instructs their top dawgs...
USA gorilla warfare is unlike anything the world has ever seen, no nation, nor zombie apoc, can topple it.

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The same reason the gangs didn't protect people from ICE or the feds.

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you know all those rap videos in the usa where they show off their firearms, those are all registered for the most part.
It's all above board.

First off, are you meaning "guerilla" warfare instead of "gorilla warfare?" When speaking about gang members (or "thugs"), calling it "gorilla" warfare may sound offensive to some people.

Secondly, I think the reason the gangs don't protect people from ICE is probably because ICE are specifically targeting people in America who are here illegally. 100% of illegal immigrants are criminals because 100% of them broke the law by coming into our country in an illegal fashion instead of going through the proper steps. In addition to that, I'd prefer that an immigrant in my country have a background check prior to coming into my country. That's just common sense. By people coming in illegally, they get around any sort of background check. Therefore, murderers, rapists, and other types of sickos can enter into America and cause issues. Screw that.
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First off, are you meaning "guerilla" warfare instead of "gorilla warfare?" When speaking about gang members (or "thugs"), calling it "gorilla" warfare may sound offensive to some people.

Secondly, I think the reason the gangs don't protect people from ICE is probably because ICE are specifically targeting people in America who are here illegally. 100% of illegal immigrants are criminals because 100% of them broke the law by coming into our country in an illegal fashion instead of going through the proper steps. In addition to that, I'd prefer that an immigrant in my country have a background check prior to coming into my country. That's just common sense. By people coming in illegally, they get around any sort of background check. Therefore, murderers, rapists, and other types of sickos can enter into America and cause issues. Screw that.


listen internet humanoid, I never mean anything I say, it's all a giant lie.
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Feb 17 2026 09:18pm
panic and then action
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Feb 17 2026 11:30pm
Thank you sir (wow it feels like a treat, when a fed is being upfront like that)


So...uhm...is there any way I can have a quick meet with William, just to see how he's doing? I understand that you are not ready to release him yet, but I am just worried about him. I promise I won't say anything untoward or inappropriate. if anything, I will caution him not to disrespect or disobey you; I mean he is essentially a kid compared to us, there are things he doesn't understand, that I feel that I have to let him know about. I just want to see how he's doing, if his family knows where he is now, if his work has been interrupted (as in, did he get a chance to inform his employer he would be absent). It will be completely innocent, I swear.


Long answer fuck no.

Short answer he aight.
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Feb 18 2026 10:47am
Long answer fuck no.

Short answer he aight.


I see; no problem.


In this case, could you give me a rough time-line of when I can expect to see him? It's been many months now, I know you have the intention of releasing him, you also know when you gonna release him, however, I don't. From my perspective, it looks like I could be waiting for a very, very long time. So please do me kind and give me a rough idea, I would really appreciate that. I just don't like feeling anxious all the time, you know.
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Feb 18 2026 10:59am
Then take your meds
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