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Little man complex. Bring weapons. You will need them


Only bitches use weapons

ty 4 the ear

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Only bitches use weapons

ty 4 the ear


I have a 74" reach, my guy. As soon as you get within reach im sprawl your face into whatever surface we happen to be on. You'd have to catch me off guard with a cheap shot.

Or ill just blind you with my thumbs. You wouldn't stand a chance. Even if it was a video game and you had cheat codes.
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I have a 74" reach, my guy. As soon as you get within reach im sprawl your face into whatever surface we happen to be on. You'd have to catch me off guard with a cheap shot.

Or ill just blind you with my thumbs. You wouldn't stand a chance. Even if it was a video game and you had cheat codes.


Have you ever considered an alcoholic protein drink for bodyguards by bodyguards ?
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Have you ever considered an alcoholic protein drink for bodyguards by bodyguards ?


Like developing a product like that? No. I personally dont know any body guards. Unless you mean a bouncer at a bar.. in that case definitely not. I need my door men to be able to handle their shit. Not he drunk.

Alcohol and working out together seems pretty counter productive imo
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Like developing a product like that? No. I personally dont know any body guards. Unless you mean a bouncer at a bar.. in that case definitely not. I need my door men to be able to handle their shit. Not he drunk.

Alcohol and working out together seems pretty counter productive imo


What if I told you it also has crow eggs ?
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Can tell you lost already bub
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Can tell you lost already bub


Yeah. Okay, bub
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Pshh, I bet i have more gamerscore than you.
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