It'd be like GTA, but with zombies.

Zombie strippers are probably cheaper

I would log into D2jsp and play some Hardcore Ladder Slasher until the very end of times.
The zombies would have to forcefully break into my room in a horde. I'm slashing, baby!!

Nothing about firearms and explosives.

But i would be checking online for any new, door is always locked. So voted.

You'd wanna die slashing, but I'd rather die than go slashing. I'mma go out slashing deez zombies though.

Here’s a clean, short rhyming poem about our opposing decisions during a zombie apocalypse:

One says, “If zombies rise and worlds all shatter,
I’d gladly die mid-run in Hardcore Ladder Slasher.”
Keys clicking fast as the dead things scatter,
Pixels fade… still worth the ladder.

The other laughs, “Nah, that’s not my chapter—
I’ll go out **slashing**, but not that ladder.
No hardcore runs, no game to flatter,
Just real-life zombies getting torn and tattered.”

I think find people is the correct choice.

Dead rising 3 is more like it. It has cars.

This post was edited by Haoqdlam on Feb 9 2026 11:43am

Just got this game. :)

Just got this game. :)

You mean i can legally go on a rampage? It would be the greatest day of my life