It depends on who made the log.

What came first tree or the log

Ooo... That is a tough question. Nursing logs, as in dead and decaying logs, are vital for replenishing the nutrients that a healthy forest needs. So, my money is on that nursing logs came first. But, I did not account for the forest spirits and gnomes.

Gnomes likely not real. Spirits absolutely real

Gnomes were an ancient tribe that battled the pixies and pygmy elves.
Long live Keebler

The spice melange?

Are you familiar?

Probably not. Dont really need.

the only log worth stealing is one of those Christmas yuletide log

Pic or it never happened

Move closer to the German town of your area and you will find these at your local Christmas market

i have seen ones here with a little Santa made of chocolate, it was cute as shit