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Jan 13 2026 03:33pm
In Beauty and the Beast the whole town be like "let's go kill the beast that kidnapped our beloved Belle" with all pitchforks and shit. Gaston is like "I'm going to save Belle and marry her". Gaston goes toe to toe with the Beast and fuckin dies. After the prince is transforms back, nobody gives a fuck he is dead.

Justice for Gaston. He did nothing wrong.


Maybe Gaston was a walrus pig man and deserved his death?

Was Belle blowing every guy in town? "Our beloved Belle" like why should the town care?
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Jan 13 2026 03:34pm
Maybe Gaston was a walrus pig man and deserved his death?

Was Belle blowing every guy in town? "Our beloved Belle" like why should the town care?


Like you are rich already.

This post was edited by Haoqdlam on Jan 13 2026 03:36pm
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Jan 13 2026 03:35pm
Does a 5 year old know what parry means?


i would hope so or else you are failing as a parent

I think roll is the secret sauce. You can dodge with the right timing even when the weapon hit your body.


some bosses you have to learn how to roll but the majority can be blocked. if you played elden ring or ds3 first it takes time to really adjust and the game feels awful at first. getting to the boss is the true challenge of ds1 imo
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Jan 13 2026 03:37pm
Like you are rich already.


Want a taste of lead you fat walrus pigman?

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i would hope so or else you are failing as a parent



some bosses you have to learn how to roll but the majority can be blocked. if you played elden ring or ds3 first it takes time to really adjust and the game feels awful at first. getting to the boss is the true challenge of ds1 imo


Blocking drain stamina too quick. It doesn’t help if you want to land alot of hits. Blocking leave you with one to two hits. Pros play dodge a lot.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47Yxa9IeJEc


Get proud.
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Blocking drain stamina too quick. It doesn’t help if you want to land alot of hits. Blocking leave you with one to two hits. Pros play dodge a lot.


bosses are probably the easiest part of the game they are slow you could run around them and avoid them pretty easy. if you are trying to block sif you will for sure lose your whole stam bar from one hit and have a bad time
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Jan 13 2026 03:46pm
bosses are probably the easiest part of the game they are slow you could run around them and avoid them pretty easy. if you are trying to block sif you will for sure lose your whole stam bar from one hit and have a bad time


Ds2 bull demon with a sword is scary as hell.
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bosses are probably the easiest part of the game they are slow you could run around them and avoid them pretty easy. if you are trying to block sif you will for sure lose your whole stam bar from one hit and have a bad time


Lost dinner from ds2 is also scary. Try to block him.
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