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ChaunceyCulpeppa
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#11
Jan 13 2026 01:13pm
You put the fries IN the bag.
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Jan 13 2026 01:36pm
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Mayo and tuna with fresh spring onions and, if daring, jalapeƱos, is awesome!
Very daring
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Jan 13 2026 02:01pm
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You put the fries IN the bag.
Fries? On a non fry day?
Boy please.
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Jan 13 2026 02:40pm
In dark souls 1 it's better to block with a shield then try to roll. Even better if you learn parry but risky if your timing is off
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Jan 13 2026 03:14pm
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In dark souls 1 it's better to block with a shield then try to roll. Even better if you learn parry but risky if your timing is off
Does a 5 year old know what parry means?
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Jan 13 2026 03:17pm
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In dark souls 1 it's better to block with a shield then try to roll. Even better if you learn parry but risky if your timing is off
I think roll is the secret sauce. You can dodge with the right timing even when the weapon hit your body.
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#17
Jan 13 2026 03:20pm
N O
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Jan 13 2026 03:27pm
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N O
Explain it. I think that can get me stabbed by ghost face killer.
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Jan 13 2026 03:28pm
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Explain it.
make me
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Jan 13 2026 03:30pm
You too good for me.
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