Definitely photoshop

What kind of communist indoctrination is this??

Doing house chores for some pocket money was never illegal ever.
There are some provisions regarding agricultural work or hazardous environments like mining, manufacturing, operating heavy machinery etc. But otherwise children under 16 may work with no restrictions on hours or time of day, provided its a family business or operations with supervision.

In america?

It's a federal law.

https://www.dol.gov/agencies/whd/fact-sheets/43-child-labor-non-agriculture

Damn Commies and Somalians invading our lands pretending to be one of us.

When they are 2 & 5 EVERYTHING is hazardous. You don’t have children do you? I’ve seen a kid go to the hospital with a piece of corn.

You're not getting my keys, rand

NICE

Well can't be mad at me for not specifying their age. If they are only toddlers obviously you dont have them mow lawns. But you can start getting them ready like having them put toys back in the box when they are finished or something basic.

Honestly never touched Halo but all the Halo fans I know say it turned out like garbage but 1-3 was really good.

Legos and mega bloks and others like it never miss though.

Looks amazing.
You're a great dad