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Dec 23 2025 01:44am
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damn :o
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Dec 23 2025 07:15am
Quote (addone @ Dec 22 2025 09:23pm)
Someone threw him in there. Because you would have to go out of your way to end up in a woodchipper. In which case natural selection still working.


I've seen at least 1 video of someone using a chipper and something gets stuck so they're like oh let me just use my foot to unjam it, and then... yeah.
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Dec 23 2025 08:44am
Liar
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Dec 23 2025 08:56am
Quote (Valvert @ 23 Dec 2025 15:44)
Liar


So that's fake news? :unsure:
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#16
Dec 23 2025 09:18am
One of the worst ways to go
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Dec 23 2025 09:19am
Quote (addone @ Dec 22 2025 11:23pm)
Someone threw him in there. Because you would have to go out of your way to end up in a woodchipper. In which case natural selection still working.


Happens more often than you think, wood gets stuck, they push it in with their feet or hands

Dunno why your mind went straight to murder lmao
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#18
Dec 23 2025 09:31am
Amish lunch when?
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Dec 23 2025 10:47am
Horrible way. 😞

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Dec 23 2025 11:08am
Quote (ChaunceyCulpeppa @ Dec 23 2025 10:31am)
Amish lunch when?


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