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Dec 22 2025 04:48am
aahhh, another white warrior here to safe christmas.

lemme ask u real quick - dont u secretly enjoy that arabs n jews r bangin heads?
i know its walking on a thin line because it is of the UTMOST importance to hate jews 4 y'all.
i get it.

but if u dont tell anyone about ur guilty pleasure - why not enjoy oneself just a lil? afterall life is tough.
so i can console u - secretly cheering for a lil bit of genocide aint all that bad.

an enemy of an enemy can still be your enemy.
always rmb that soldier!
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Dec 22 2025 09:22am
aahhh, another white warrior here to safe christmas.

lemme ask u real quick - dont u secretly enjoy that arabs n jews r bangin heads?
i know its walking on a thin line because it is of the UTMOST importance to hate jews 4 y'all.
i get it.

but if u dont tell anyone about ur guilty pleasure - why not enjoy oneself just a lil? afterall life is tough.
so i can console u - secretly cheering for a lil bit of genocide aint all that bad.

an enemy of an enemy can still be your enemy.
always rmb that soldier!
dismissed!


Sorry I'm not a peasant from Europe, I can't understand your accent. I'm sorry to hear about your situation though?
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Dec 22 2025 12:13pm
How long after I convert to Judaism do I need to wait until I can kick Arabs out of their homes?

It's an honest question, hardly rhetorical. Hear me out:

80% of the Jewish population are of Ashkenazi decent. The main groups are Ashkenazi (Europe), Sephardic (Iberia/N. Africa/Middle East), and Mizrahi (Middle East).

Ashkenazi bloodlines can, and have, been traced back to the Khazar empire, which was sandwiched between the Byzantine Empire to the north, and the Islamic Caliphate to the south. The Khazar empire wasn't a monotheist empire, instead it can be described as Turkic Tengrism (shamanism/polytheism). Far from any Abrahamic faith, more closer aligning to people who worship God(s) that have horns, eat children, practice perversions, ect ect.

Still reading? Here's where it gets juicy. Many historical counts describe a mass conversion of the ruling elites of the Khazar empire to Judaism, at a time where the Jewish population was tiny. Remember, 80% of Jewish people TODAY are Ashkenazi, so imagine how small the rest of the Jewish bloodlines were. (And don't forget about the 6,000,000,000 Ashkenazi jews who perished in WW2)

Hopefully you're able to understand what I'm trying to share with everyone. Which brings me back to my question, "how long do I have to wait after I convert to Judaism to go kick some Arabs out of their homes?"

I'm excited to label anyone who disagrees with my entitlement to Arab land, as an "Anti-Semite."


my understanding of the right of return, once you have converted, is 9-12 months. ideally you will be active in society promoting Israeli values, this will fast track your application, apparently.
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Dec 22 2025 12:21pm
Sorry I'm not a peasant from Europe, I can't understand your accent. I'm sorry to hear about your situation though?


Oh I'm sry. I'll try harder just for you, ok?

I suffer from very poor education - but thought I was in good company here! Hence my attempt to strike up a conversation.
There are other things we have in common!
Like this brilliant sense of humour!

Oh I know you'll like this one - why is it called Jew-ellery?
Be warned though! The answer is jew-cy! You don't want to be sanctioned by a jew-dicial authority!

I could go on but mommy sais my phone time is up :mellow:
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Dec 22 2025 01:42pm
my understanding of the right of return, once you have converted, is 9-12 months. ideally you will be active in society promoting Israeli values, this will fast track your application, apparently.


Yes, you can convert to Judaism and move to Israel under the Law of Return, which grants citizenship to Jews, but the process isserious, requires sincerity, and the recognition of your conversion by Israeli authorities

Lol yep the freshly converted Jews will decide if you're sincere enough to be entitled to stolen Sand-people homes.

Brilliant scam.

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Again I'm really sorry about your situation but I have no idea what you're trying to say. I've never spoken to a peasant from Europe, but I'm sure there's some kind of local outreach programs you can speak to for help

This post was edited by kingkawn on Dec 22 2025 01:46pm
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Dec 22 2025 03:13pm
Something I don't get

UN-types call it illegal and bitterly oppose when Israelis set up villages in the empty desert of the West Bank, like the settlements they abandoned in 2005 and just reclaimed formally yesterday (but have been informally occupying for years onw)
They call it a direct attack on the concept of Palestinian statehood and against international law and stealing palestinian land even if its purchased and signed off by Israeli courts, even when its these settlers homes and they have no where else to go

UN-types also say that if a bunch syrians or ethiopians or eritreans hop a boat and land on the shores of an EU country, they are required to be given free shelter, free food and services and other taxpayer funded social intervention
A swarm of africans and arabs are allowed to just invade countries en masse and its totally okay and to be encouraged and tolerated because diversity is our strength and borders are inhumane and it would be wrong to send them back and they have no where else to go

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Dec 22 2025 03:33pm
Great idea mate xD
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Dec 24 2025 04:56pm
I read the entire thing but I don't understand what you're trying to say.

Which country are you going to kick people out of their homes at?

Why do you think anything that happened a thousand plus years ago has anything to do with you kicking people out of their homes today? None of this tribal Tower of Babel bullshit matters.


It dawned on me while this sounded like a joke, many people I tell this to are too stupid to understand the timeline of what I described in the original post.

Tower of Babel was a story from the Book of Genesis, which is referenced at 4500 years ago, and apart of Abrahamic theology..

The pagans from the Khazar Empire that converted to Judaism happened 1,285 years ago, and is apart of ......documented history.


So when you say none of this bullshit matters, is it because you want to hold on to being a cuck or is it because you're too much of an egg to understand the timeline of what happened?
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Dec 24 2025 05:28pm
It dawned on me while this sounded like a joke, many people I tell this to are too stupid to understand the timeline of what I described in the original post.

Tower of Babel was a story from the Book of Genesis, which is referenced at 4500 years ago, and apart of Abrahamic theology..

The pagans from the Khazar Empire that converted to Judaism happened 1,285 years ago, and is apart of ......documented history.


So when you say none of this bullshit matters, is it because you want to hold on to being a cuck or is it because you're too much of an egg to understand the timeline of what happened?


Haha cuck hehe egg Bolshevik empire your jokes are funny.

Jew r bad we get it yn.
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Dec 24 2025 05:35pm
aahhh, another white warrior here to safe christmas.

lemme ask u real quick - dont u secretly enjoy that arabs n jews r bangin heads?
i know its walking on a thin line because it is of the UTMOST importance to hate jews 4 y'all.
i get it.

but if u dont tell anyone about ur guilty pleasure - why not enjoy oneself just a lil? afterall life is tough.
so i can console u - secretly cheering for a lil bit of genocide aint all that bad.

an enemy of an enemy can still be your enemy.
always rmb that soldier!
dismissed!


Arabs and jews arent banging heads jews are just shooting and dropping bombs on arab heads and then saying its not happening.
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