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Dec 11 2025 11:56am
Big Bang Theory?! :rofl:


"Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started, wait
The earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool
Neanderthals developed tools
We built a wall (we built the pyramids)
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries
That all started with the big bang (bang)
Since the dawn of man is really not that long
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song
A fraction of a second and the elements were made
The bipeds stood up straight, the dinosaurs all met their fate
They tried to leap but they were late
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
The oceans and Pangea, see ya wouldn't wanna be ya
Set in motion by the same big bang
It all started with the big bang
It's expanding ever outward but one day
It will pause and start to go the other way
Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it won't be heard
Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang
Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
Debating how we're here, they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)
Religion or astronomy (Descartes or Deuteronomy)
It all started with the big bang
Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
It all started with the big bang"
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Dec 11 2025 06:15pm
People are not lazy. They simply have impotent goals, that is, goals that do not inspire them.
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Dec 11 2025 06:55pm
People are not lazy. They simply have impotent goals, that is, goals that do not inspire them.


Or, and here my out, some people are just lazy.
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Dec 11 2025 09:28pm
Or, and here my out, some people are just lazy.


Laziness may appear attractive, but work gives satisfaction.

This post was edited by Imperishable_IF on Dec 11 2025 09:28pm
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Dec 12 2025 02:28am
Or, and here my out, some people are just lazy.


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Dec 12 2025 03:19am
There is only one success, to be able to spend your life in your own way.
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Dec 12 2025 08:52am
There is only one success, to be able to spend your life in your own way.


Try not to become a man of success. Rather become a man of value.
Albert Einstein
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Dec 12 2025 11:21am
Impossibilities are merely things which we have not yet learned.
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Dec 12 2025 12:36pm
Impossibilities are merely things which we have not yet learned.


Some things are just simply impossible, though.
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Dec 12 2025 12:43pm
Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.
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