Life
Guud
Dawg
Of course life good for feds like you. You draw a salary paid for by American taxpayers and you put all your occupational focus on abducting, abusing, castrating and just generally brutalizing citizens who did not commit any crimes.
Note to my cute Lil white boys: Do not ever lie, as you will lose all credibility, if caught. And if you are indeed caught, shrug, and give a sincere, disarming smile. Apologize. Say that you genuinely remembered wrong. Blame it on a medical condition (a temporary one), or age or poor mental state, poor sleep, being distracted, being forgetful by nature, or maybe feeling intimidated by the other person's demeanor into having to lie....pick one that fits the situation the best. The key is to always have a fall-bcak position for when you are caught lying.
This post was edited by JessiWan on Nov 12 2025 07:03pm