In the trash.
Maybe
If I'm really famished without any other proton sourcery
Mac and cheese and hotdog bites?
Maybe
Maybe dog poked with stick deep-fried tempura.
If your only option at a cookout is hotdogs you have real life problems and need better friends who know how to grill.
I would never purchase Nathan's beefcake hotdogs for July 4th.
I eat them for the shape not the taste