college kids across the nation order a rum and coke and trick themselves into thinking it's made with Captain Jack. Little to they know it's Admiral Nelson. put enough sugar in it and you can't taste the difference, thus is the american way.
Admiral Nelson is way cooler:
- Blinded in one eye in 1794 from a musket shot throwing up stones and sand (this is where the saying "turning a blind eye" comes from)
- Lost his right arm to a cannonball in 1797 when leading the charge
- Scars on head and body from numerous battles; in chronic pain
Still commanded the fleet at age 47 with one arm and one eye.