Esteemed
Gentlemen in this here
Most
Honorable (albeit thus far somewhat unusual)
Venue, good evening (or good night, for those who decided not to travel with Columbus - sucks to be you btw).
I would like to donate three (3) sets of colored +3 bo swords to those who end up being favored by the Random Number Generator and land on the first, second and third place, respectively, kind of.
Ideally, and hopefully, the color of said trinkets shall be chosen by each of the above-mentioned fortunate individuals, in order of ranking, among the stock then available in the shop of most illustrious and highly recommendable merchant
(who graciously offered me a much agreeable payment plan to make all this possible).
At any rate, best of luck, and blessings of
Paul be with you.
Thank you for your service. Dismissed.
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