I woke up this morning and while I was sitting there doing my morning business I looked down at my feet and noticed my toenails were extremely long and I’m not meaning they need a slight trim… no, I mean I could fight Wolverine claw for claw. Looking around I can not find the toenail clippers. They aren’t in the bathroom drawer, not on either nightstand, not on the edge of the hot tub, not on the neighbors porch, not in the car…heck they aren’t even in the living room. Meanwhile a few of these suckers are now staring at me like a set of bubba teeth you get at the dollar tree looking gross and snaggley.
Still in search. Will fill you guys in later.
This post was edited by T3XBOT on Oct 9 2025 05:16am