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BANANA GUILD DOOR GREETER Location: Banana Territory, d2jsp.org
Position Type: Door Greeter
WHAT YOU’LL DOYou’re not just a greeter — you’re the first banana they see. As the Banana Guild Door Greeter, you stand proudly at the gates of Banana Territory, welcoming lost souls, noobs, and multis who accidentally clicked the wrong subforum.
DUTIES:Dropping a
faster than a jsp mod locks a spam thread.
Showering newcomers with
Assisting users who don’t know how to post
Redirecting confused travelers to the proper thread before they post in general help or the car audio subforum by mistake
Occasionally carrying guild morale during banana droughts
REQUIREMENTSMust be able to type
without hesitation.
Knows when to meme and when to act like a functioning adult (rare, but important)
Can maintain composure while replying to “what’s banana guild?” for the 400th time
experience in banana cultivation is a plus
TRAININGOn-the-job training provided by Senior Bananas™. You’ll learn the sacred ways of the guild — including advanced techniques like strategic banana placement and banana pun timing.
PAY & PERKS0 FG/hour
Uniform (yellow vest)
Flexible Hours
VIP banana energy
If you think you have what it takes to guard the Banana Gates and spread the sacred word of
, apply within
Drop a post, flex your
, and let the guild decide if you’re ripe enough.
