Would you tell her to get a life?

I love baths

Same. With bubbles or bath bombs. Sometimes epsom salt.

how does one acquire a capybara build

I like going in spas!

I seen a gorilla throw one of those things at a kid. threw it far af tbh

Take baths sometimes. Maybe few a year. Not often soak.

I prefer going for a cold plunge or a swim in a cool river. Already have plenty of sun to keep me sweating all day

Defo soak feet at least once a week

On another note;
Using a warm compress is a form of soaking?