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#41
Oct 2 2025 11:56am
Why dont skeletons fight each other? They dont have the guts.
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#42
Oct 2 2025 11:57am
Quote (addone @ Oct 2 2025 12:56pm)
Why dont skeletons fight each other? They dont have the guts.


Nice!
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#43
Oct 2 2025 04:39pm
My favorite has always been:

Why do you never see elephants hiding in a tree?
Because theyre so good at it!
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#44
Oct 2 2025 07:20pm
Quote (AlwaysFair @ Oct 2 2025 05:39pm)
My favorite has always been:

Why do you never see elephants hiding in a tree?
Because theyre so good at it!


Makes sense.
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#45
Oct 2 2025 10:03pm
How much room does fungi need to grow?

As mushroom as possible!
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#46
Oct 2 2025 10:08pm
Quote (Metalkon @ Oct 3 2025 12:03am)
How much room does fungi need to grow?

As mushroom as possible!


Haha!
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#47
Oct 3 2025 07:36am
Quote (Metalkon @ Oct 2 2025 11:03pm)
How much room does fungi need to grow?

As mushroom as possible!


lol!!!!
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#48
Oct 3 2025 07:43am
How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
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#49
Oct 3 2025 08:02am
Quote (crosspawz @ Oct 3 2025 08:43am)
How do you organize a space party?
You planet.


Word play for the W
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#50
Oct 3 2025 08:05am
Quote (T3XBOT @ Oct 3 2025 09:02am)
Word play for the W


I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
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