is it still on fire ? doesnt it like rain there all the time ?

Portland has the most skilled bums I've ever seen.

One was riding in a fully loaded shopping cart, going downhill and steering with a hockey stick contraption. Rather then eat shit at the bottom, dude makes a graceful turn off.

Another bum on an overloaded bike, with hiking bag, and dog on top of the bag. Like mecha master blaster on wheels.

damn in the north east they just stab you for crack

I live there too

Well, not in middle of city but still.

i will pray for your safety

Is Portland like Gotham city or something

Kinda. But instead of cool villains like the Joker, they just have methman.

methman could be the start of your comicbook empire. one day he smoked bad meth and got super powers. then all kinds of wacky hijinks happens and in the last issue you reveal it was just a dream he crashed out after staying up for 15 days on meth.

at the end it turns out he was high on fent.

lmao that kind of twist is top tier story telling.