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#1
Sep 30 2025 09:24am
Yes I’m bringing it back!

Today’s joke is:

What did the Daddy Elephant say to his misbehaving child?







Tusk Tusk!
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Sep 30 2025 09:27am
why do ducks have tail feathers

to hide their butt quacks
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Sep 30 2025 09:28am
Quote (penguinhero @ Sep 30 2025 10:27am)
why do ducks have tail feathers

to hide their butt quacks


lol! I love it!
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Sep 30 2025 09:39am
:mellow:
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#5
Sep 30 2025 09:53am
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
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#6
Sep 30 2025 09:55am
i dont know if its a dad joke?...........

how come blind people dont skydive?
because it scares the dogs

:)

This post was edited by TiStuff on Sep 30 2025 09:56am
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Sep 30 2025 09:56am
Quote (TiStuff @ Sep 30 2025 10:55am)
how come blind people dont skydive?
because it scares the dogs

:)


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#8
Sep 30 2025 09:56am
Quote (crosspawz @ Sep 30 2025 08:56am)
Wat


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Sep 30 2025 09:58am
Quote (TiStuff @ Sep 30 2025 10:56am)
seeing eye dog


<_<
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#10
Sep 30 2025 10:08am
Nothing like a corny dad joke. Love it all!
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