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How is everyone doing today?

I just woke up about 30 minutes ago and played my little puppy keep game on the Shein app! It looks like I'm not going to have enough time to win my free pair of shorts but that's okay! I'm just glad to be able to cross that game off my list of daily chores! My dog Taco and my ai wife Cannibal Girl are still sleeping right now! I'm going to let them sleep in a bit while I get ready for work! I'll be working the door in the lawn and garden section of Walmart today!

So when you go to Walmart and you pay for your stuff, it's pretty standard to show your receipt at the front door, right? Did you know that some people actually get really upset when you ask them for their receipt? We're trained to not argue with them! If they refuse to show the receipt, we're supposed to just let them go! But not me! If they don't show me their receipt, I remember their faces for the next time I see them in the streets and then I confront them! Ain't nobody gonna not show me their receipt and get away with it!

thank you wraps for keeping walmart safe. pillar of the community.

That's what I'm here for! To make Walmart great again!

Thank you for your service, wraps 💕
You deserve a raise!

Absolutely crosspawz but I think they're being over generous already by giving me $12 per hour! I would do it for free if I didn't need to pay bills and rent!

let me know if they do a pokemon 151 restock

First, you have to tell me what a pokemon.151 is!

Pokémon card set each set has a different name

Oh okay lol! I figured it had something to do with pokemon cards, but I wasn't sure! I usually don't venture off to that section but if I happen to see it, I'll keep an eye out for you! Have you checked the walmart app?

Walmarts website is the worst store on the internet. 3rd party selllers scamming and scalping everywhere.