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#31
Sep 23 2025 01:09pm
Quote (sirthom @ 23 Sep 2025 15:02)
Fix it again Tony.
No, wait that doesn't fit.
Say Fiat.


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#32
Sep 23 2025 01:22pm
Your momma is so slow, she went to get a degree and ended up with a GED.


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#33
Sep 23 2025 02:37pm
Quote (sirthom @ Sep 22 2025 06:54am)
You know what else sucks?


I'm listening...
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#34
Sep 23 2025 02:48pm
Quote (BigSmokeHarold @ Sep 23 2025 03:37pm)
I'm listening...


I already posted the answer, it was vacuum cleaners.
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#35
Sep 23 2025 03:39pm
Quote (sirthom @ Sep 23 2025 01:48pm)
I already posted the answer, it was vacuum cleaners.


I'll try it out later
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#36
Sep 24 2025 01:19am
Quote (penguinhero @ Sep 22 2025 11:39pm)
What do bananas wear on their feet?

A pair of slippers


Why do bananas never get lonely?

Because they hangout in bunches


Why did the banana have to go to the hair salon?

Because she had split ends


How does a banana answer the phone?

Yellow?


What is the key to opening a banana?

A mon-key


What did the banana do when he saw a monkey coming?

He split


What is a ghost’s favorite fruit?

A boo-nana


Why do bananas have so many friends?

Because they’re really sweet


What do you call a charismatic banana?

A banana smoothie


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#37
Sep 24 2025 05:22am
Quote (sirthom @ Sep 23 2025 08:49pm)
It implies that the joke your mom made was the proverbial you.
It further implies that it took 10 month for the proverbial you to be born because you are slow as well.
Hope this helps.


thank You sir :blush:
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#38
Oct 19 2025 01:41am
Yo mama is so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
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#39
Oct 19 2025 07:05am
My mom is dead = infinite yo momma joke shield

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil
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#40
Oct 19 2025 05:08pm
Yo momma is so fat she is climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
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