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TLDR: poop radar takes it in the butt

:rofl:


Can confirm

My uncles gay best friend works at blizzard and gave it to him hard, or so I’m told
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Sep 23 2025 12:54pm
Can confirm

My uncles gay best friend works at blizzard and gave it to him hard, or so I’m told


can confirm, i've seen the video

multiple times
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can confirm, i've seen the video

multiple times


That’s kinda hot :wub:
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By the fire, the old ones say,
A darker mode is on its way,
Where every fang and claw and breath,
Brings only silence, only death.

No flame can scorch, no frost can bind,
No lightning crack the cursed mind.
No blade will pierce, no hammer break,
The ground will quake, the heavens shake.

In Chaos’ grip, the monsters laugh,
Immune to wrath, immune to staff.
The Lords of Hell, reborn, enraged,
With power raw and unassuaged.

The bosses loom with eyes ablaze,
Their health a wall, their strikes a maze.
The bravest fall, the prayers decay,
No hero walks the light of day.

But listen close, ye wanderer bold,
Not all is forged, not all is told.
A rumor stirs, a whispered jest…
“Perhaps it’s real… or just a test.”

So sharpen steel or stay your hand.

The Chaos calls…

but may not land.
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Sep 23 2025 04:12pm
By the fire, the old ones say,
A darker mode is on its way,
Where every fang and claw and breath,
Brings only silence, only death.

No flame can scorch, no frost can bind,
No lightning crack the cursed mind.
No blade will pierce, no hammer break,
The ground will quake, the heavens shake.

In Chaos’ grip, the monsters laugh,
Immune to wrath, immune to staff.
The Lords of Hell, reborn, enraged,
With power raw and unassuaged.

The bosses loom with eyes ablaze,
Their health a wall, their strikes a maze.
The bravest fall, the prayers decay,
No hero walks the light of day.

But listen close, ye wanderer bold,
Not all is forged, not all is told.
A rumor stirs, a whispered jest…
“Perhaps it’s real… or just a test.”

So sharpen steel or stay your hand.

The Chaos calls…

but may not land.


The Standard of Heroes will be tested.
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Sep 23 2025 04:49pm
Whispers of Blizzard’s secrets, claimed in oral lore,
“My wife’s boyfriend works there”—truth or nothing more.
An image dropped to back the claims,
But the proof dissolves when logic reclaims.

“Pezradar says nothing,” comes the skeptic’s scoff,
The accusation swings—no substance to walk itself off.
One asks, “Is he in jail?”—a joke or a jab,
Others latch on, mocking, pointing to a lab.

“PezRadar takes it in the pooper,” echoes loud,
Words turned crude, amid the online crowd.
Then amid the noise and chorus so uncouth,
One voice tired, “Can someone turn this into a poem, forsooth?”


That tonal shift in the third verse was truly masterful. Almost brought a tear to my pooper :cry:
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Sep 24 2025 01:19pm
The Standard of Heroes will be tested.


Amen
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Sep 24 2025 08:06pm
Chaos Mode It will functioned around full immunities monsters and bosses


how has nobody pointed out this doesn't even make sense because sunders were made
lol
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Sep 24 2025 08:10pm
how has nobody pointed out this doesn't even make sense because sunders were made
lol


“full immunity” means you have to use all sunders at once
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Sep 24 2025 08:23pm
“full immunity” means you have to use all sunders at once


Or… it means the sunders don’t work in chaos mode.
Be kinda funny if the monsters are stronger on lower player.
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