What do bananas wear on their feet?
A pair of slippers
Why do bananas never get lonely?
Because they hangout in bunches
Why did the banana have to go to the hair salon?
Because she had split ends
How does a banana answer the phone?
Yellow?
What is the key to opening a banana?
A mon-key
What did the banana do when he saw a monkey coming?
He split
What is a ghost’s favorite fruit?
A boo-nana
Why do bananas have so many friends?
Because they’re really sweet
What do you call a charismatic banana?
A banana smoothie