Sometimes wiping takes me darn near half a roll. Its like trying to wipe peanut butter from shag carpet.
Considering getting a bidet.
https://i.imgur.com/YV4k77s.jpegThey are the best for personal hygiene. A bidet is a necessity if you and your love are very playful and experimental in bed. As for the bidet, just have a good routine for keeping it clean as where water splashes there grow things. A latex or nylon glove and a Lysol or other bleach-type wipe works well to keep bidets clean.