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oh shit its mr chaso
Wudup

Mr. Chaso you haven't been bumping our Chiefs thread and the bandwagon has fallen behind

Its probably because the dunces haven't won a game since last season

Big if true

Moneyline = ML = the Winner or loser of the game. Usually there's a favorite, and an underdog, and odds associated.

+odds = extra return on your stake. For example, +200 odds means you will win 2x whatever you wager

-odds = a premium you pay for picking the favorite. For example, -200 odds means you will win 1/2 whatever you wager.

A simple way to calculate is for + odds, multiply stake by (###/100, in the case of +200/100 = multiply by 2)
For - odds divide stake by (###/100, in the case of -200 = divide by 2)

At the spread = a handicap rather than odds on a moneyline favorite. The favorite will have -points, the underdog will have +points. The winner is calculated by the final score of the game +/- the spread.

If you bet on a team +5 points, for example, just add an imaginary 5 points to that team's score at the end of the game.

Push = a tie. If the game results in a tie, or if the point spread is equal to the winning differential, both sides of the bet are refunded.

Nothing this guy said is true.

cd = confirmed

If you're making a bet on a thread, just make sure, you get the words "cd" or "confirmed" on it.

Nothing else counts for it as an official bet.

Not "cool gl" or "yep" or "it's a bet"

If both party agrees to the bet and on the thread there's "cd" or "confirmed" on both side, it's an bet.