yeah but youd be surprised how gross most mens dicks are

You do a lot of sniff and bacterial tests on male appendages?

not really but i just cant imagine most shlongs are well sanitized

Assuming is how rumors get started.

when was your last assumption and what was it (if youd wanna share)

I assumed this morning Dutch bros would get my coffee order wrong.

dutch bros are good at fucking shit up regularly anyways so pretty good assuming there

It’s pretty disgusting 🤢

but was it good nonetheless?

Hover is a little risky cuz the poop drop will create a big splash back

I would wipe the toilet seat then 5x layer the toilet lining sheets